Thoughts Of Tomorrow

I'm Alyssa
I am in love with Tumblr
I think my blog is porn
I watch a shit ton of Netflix

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via sniffing)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via sniffing)

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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(via itchyballsyo)

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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(via sniffing)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via sniffing)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(via sniffing)

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

(via hellaxhomo)

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

(via sniffing)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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(via sniffing)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(via sniffing)