Thoughts Of Tomorrow

I'm Alyssa
I am in love with Tumblr
I think my blog is porn
I watch a shit ton of Netflix

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via orgasmic-humor)

aceticacid:


i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

(via orgasmic-humor)

slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

(via morganfreemansturtle)

opn-wide:

undeceased:

German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

I’m doing this to my dog!

(via yo-quierotacobell)

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(via orgasmic-humor)