Thoughts Of Tomorrow

I'm Alyssa
I am in love with Tumblr
I think my blog is porn
I watch a shit ton of Netflix

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starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

(via yo-quierotacobell)

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

(via yo-quierotacobell)

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
Source

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

Source

"It’s been ten years, what have you been up to?"

(via orgasmic-humor)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

(via yo-quierotacobell)

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

(via n1ckapedia)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via itchyballsyo)

did-you-kno:

Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.
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did-you-kno:

Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.

Source

(via n1ckapedia)

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(via morganfreemansturtle)